“Smell my burner!”
Pastor Brad (impersonating a Pharisee after making a circumcision joke): Hey, I think that person has bacon in their pea salad!
Spence: Pretty sure that was also a circumcision joke.
“Cinderella was nothing without her pumpkin. That sounds like a motto for a pregnant bride.”
“Is it still blackface if it’s accidental magic…?”
Spen: Relationships are not a finite resource!
Bethy: That’s beautiful.
Spen (under his breath): I learned that from Twitches.
“If I had to choose 4 words to describe myself, it would be ‘real,’ ‘young,’ ‘n****,’ and ‘sleazily.'”
“You’re so lucky you don’t have balls; they make everything so difficult!”