I guess you have more…

“I guess you have more legs than a snake.”
-Abby (to Phyllis)


I just had a dream…

“I just had a dream that we were celebrating your birthday with dinner and a movie and we were at dinner and I let this guy with a 375lb cat (he told me how much it weighed) let the cat sit on your neck and you were laughing but progressively less because you weren’t getting enough air.
Moral: Apparently for your birthday I gave you death by cat instead of dinner and a movie.”

(Text from Elise to Kenzie)