“I guess you have more legs than a snake.”
-Abby (to Phyllis)
“I just had a dream that we were celebrating your birthday with dinner and a movie and we were at dinner and I let this guy with a 375lb cat (he told me how much it weighed) let the cat sit on your neck and you were laughing but progressively less because you weren’t getting enough air.
Moral: Apparently for your birthday I gave you death by cat instead of dinner and a movie.”
(Text from Elise to Kenzie)
“Hang on, I have to go in the cat pit– where’s my hockey mask?”
Katie: Phyllis, do you like it when grandmas eat your ears?
Kenzie: DO YOU?!
Sarah: You can’t even do anything because you don’t have thumbs!
“For the small price of infidelity, this could all be yours.”
-Phyllis (to Zane)
“Majestic. Regal. Phyllis.”
-Kenzie (to herself)