“Your name may be Katherine, but there’s a little part of you that’s a Kathy.”
-Elise (to Katie)
Jonathan: Meredith, can you show us around to all your favorite foods?
Meredith: Of course. Let’s start with the sake.
Pastor Brad (impersonating a Pharisee after making a circumcision joke): Hey, I think that person has bacon in their pea salad!
Spence: Pretty sure that was also a circumcision joke.
“HEY. I need that!”
-Peggy the Plane Lady
“Do not open your legs in Walmart for anyone!”
-Leaf (to Abby)
“What’s wrong with my wife? Let’s lock her in a room!”
“You want refugees out of the country? Well get your hand out of my vagina.”