She had one green eye and one blue eye. Her green eye saw truth; her blue eye saw much, much more.

Her blue eye could see the strands of time, from the creation of the world until the fire at the end of all days.

It was terrifying to hold so much power…

…because holding a scepter in one’s hand is far too phallic.

He removed the object from his hand because there were small children present.

And as we all know, dildos and bouncy castles rarely encounter each other in everyday life.

However. There was that one party, when dildos were given as prizes to the bouncy castle entrant who bounced the highest.

Unfortunately for Susie’s mother, when little Susie received the dildo as a prize for her jumping skills, she began to ask some uncomfortable questions.

Susie’s mother decided to sue. The charge was for destroying her daughter’s innocence.

But Susie was merely upset she hadn’t been invited to the the action. She considered it “parental supervision.”

And so it came to pass, because of her rage, that her parents were never seen again.


These stories are collected from two evenings of collective story-telling at the theme house. Authors are credited in the tags.


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